My comment about the main news of last week. I did not expect, but the main news of the last week was my maternity leave, and the news has puzzled even Mikhail Khodorkovsky.

I hasten to please the good citizens of those who are within six years of our marriage attacked my wife unceremoniously questions about the perinatal situation in the family. Yes, Natasha is waiting for the firstborn! I don’t know yet if I will go in the footsteps of the General Director of the Novosibirsk Opera and ballet theatre, Vladimir Kekhman, who after the birth of their fourth child decided to take a maternity leave as much as three years, or will act in a shortened version, as Prince William Cristiano Ronaldo, who care for their kids a little less time. Andrey Malakhov goes on maternity leave

But today, the most popular newspaper in our family – “Happy parents” and conversations revolve around children. Last time we discussed how a series of educational cartoon “Child. Einstein” it is better to introduce babies, – Baby da Vinci, ready to send baby to a musical trip from the top of his head to the soles of the feet, or be confined to live under the promising title “Baby Shakespeare”?

But who would we exactly told how to act, so is having two children Roman Abramovich and Dasha Zhukova. The story of their breakup was actively discussed at the party, which was arranged in the Billionare club in Sardinia, jeweler Jacob Arabo. The dancing billionaire Gianluca Vacca appeared there as a DJ (training he gave at the celebration of their 50th anniversary). His serious competitor for the escapades, the founder of “Formula-1” Flavio Briatore, together with Swiss gallery owner Simon de Peri, banker and philanthropist Peter Aven, restaurateur Arkady Novikov, a journalist Ksenia Chilingarova, diplomat Vahe Yengibaryan and potchuya secular Moscow xenon businesswoman Eteri Karapetyan rhythmic songs talked about the friendly relations that an affair with Dasha, despite the separation, was able to save. Nicholas Basque flew to the party without Victoria Lopyreva, too, were surprised such a example of true friendship. I agreed with him, although I affect not the high relationship of the collapsed star couple, and the behavior of one official of high rank.

In the famous hotel Cala Di Volpe, where my wife stayed, I was not ten years (since the writing of the book “My favourite blondes”), nothing has changed. All those Russian oligarchs with bored halves. The only one who did not fit into this traditional picture, – a Deputy, constantly talk about patriotism, calling on the Russians to relax only at home. This man, trapped in the sanctions list, manages to spend holidays in Italy and sipping Bellinis at a local bar in plain sight, of course. With his connections, he fears nothing. Me too, but not to be in the position of Bozena Ryńskie, izmenivshiysya that the restaurant took Ramzan Kadyrov, a person like him, I did not succumb to the temptation to become a paparazzi, but the latest warning to the MP to do now.