The most famous quotes of Mikhail Zadornov

Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова Today it became known that on the eve became known satirist. Mikhail Nikolaevich forever remembered by the audience with bright expressions and jokes. “StarHit” decided to recall some of them.
Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова

Today it became known about the death of Mikhail Nikolayevich Zadornov. Over a long period of time, he struggled with cancer. Unfortunately, the satirist failed to overcome the disease. Colleagues and writer friends Express condolences in their microblogs.

The comedian was loved by the audience for what is always could succinctly and accurately Express thoughts. It quotes from the speeches immediately became a popular expression. “StarHit” decided to recall the most vivid of them.

Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова“Friendship requires time to love – a place.”

Zadornov could always find the right words to simply and clearly explain complex things.

Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова“The most harmful is life. From her all die.””If you are insulted, never answer back, after all, if your dog barks, you’re not getting on all fours and barking at her!”
Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова“I’m an optimist. But the optimist is the person who comes to the cemetery instead of crosses sees pluses”.
Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова
Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова“They say women love with their ears. You can imagine, no matter how lucky the crocodile Gena, Cheburashka if I was a woman.”
Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова
Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова“In order to be a friend, do not have to be a dog.””I don’t understand how our doctors are learning the dead, and treated the living,” said the comedian.
Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова“People who do not know the past, spit in the future.”
Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова

Mikhail ironically belonged to Russia and its people. He often ridiculed the vices of the domestic companies.

“The only way to get people in Russia to abide by the laws to legitimize stealing.”

“Moscow today resembles a homeless person that made a manicure, pedicure, put on dirty Laundry tuxedo and went to play in the casino”.
Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова
Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова“The heavier the person the more the person has stolen — have you seen the faces of members of our government?”.
Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова“I think the number of stupid things in the world as a whole is the value unchanged. Its not getting bigger, she’s just preening and becomes more visible”.

A lot of jokes were devoted to medicine in our country. “The dream of Russian doctors to the poor, never sick, and the rich never recovered,” said Zadornov.

“The age of man is divided into three stages: childhood, youth, and … “You look great!”. There is more truth in the fourth stage is quite sad — “You’re doing great!”.
Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова
Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова“Without love in the heart of any human dignity turns into the lack of it. For example: pride becomes hubris, honor, arrogance, politeness is hypocrisy, and courage and bravery without the love of people just as dangerous to society. And in the professions. A journalist, not loving people, it’s the paparazzi. Mesocestoides poet — pop, actor, parodist, imitator… And expression without love — banal bragging”.

Zadornov loved his wife.

“Look at “Instagram”, one of my colleagues, but rather from a popular and very popular that offers. Many, it turns out, brag about their wives, husbands, children, friends, relatives… What I made space in my life! Life is already beginning to droop, and I have never, for example, not bragging about your wife! Unfortunately, because of circumstances beyond our control, she lives in Riga, so we rarely appear together on the people, presentations, parties. And could – have something to boast of!” – told the artist to fans.
Самые известные цитаты Михаила Задорнова